WHAT!?

Last night, as I was walking down the street, there were three little girls playing in a front yard. Their game seemed to require that one of them have a blanket over her head and chase around after the other two. Anyway, as I was walking by, Blanket heard me and thought I was one of her friends, so she started walking after me. Then her friends, giggling, yelled, "No, that's not us! That's a woman!"

A woman? I'm not old!