40 ounce of Schlits Malt Liquer

Define shrimping.

It's what Bubba and Forrest and Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump do, right? Yes and no.

Since the 4th of July is rapidly approaching, and since we're in the South of the US, and since many of us will probably not have another extended stay down here, we want to do something super hillbilly-ish. We're stereotyping, yes. So we've been talking about going shrimpin'. It just sounds awesome. The thing is, we have no shrimpin' hook up, so last night I innocently typed "shrimping" into Google. I did not find a shrimpin' hook up, but I did find the Urban Dictionary definitions for the word, and I got the shock of a lifetime.

1. shrimping

To lick or suck on someone's toes.

I like to lay back and stroke my cock while Brandi is shrimping me.

2. shrimping

Even if you're gay you gotta be pretty stoney mchill to try this. It's the act following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole.

I caught Gary and Chaz shrimping in the bathroom last week...i threw up hxc style.

5. shrimping

It means to suck toes. If you do not believe so, then look up some old porn. There are titles that are named shrimping and they are about toe sucking. I own one such porn movie on VHS. Do not confuse feltching with shrimping. You will make those like myself that have a foot fetish angry....LOL

shrimping means to suck on someone's toes

6. shrimping

toesucking I know e'ryt'ing dere is to know about de shrimpin' bidniz.

8. shrimping

when one extremely flaming homosexual ejaculates in another's anus. then he proceeds to reclaim his "man juices" through some type of tubular suction device. most commonly used would be a straw., but twizzlers or thin pvc pipe work well too. (used by the gayest of men for etxra pleasure) those damn faries

Joseph aka the harbor master reclaimed what was righfully his by shrimping his dog. he was secretely gay and did not want anyone to know about it.

9. shrimping

After ejaculating into the rectum, consuming the foamy, pink-ish mixture of shit and splooge, which is rumored to taste somewhat like shrimp.

"Do you have any cocktail or tartar sauce? I want to go shrimping in your asshole."

11. shrimping

The act of catching shrimp.

She came from a whole family of shrimpers so she was quite good at it.

20. shrimping

To pleasure a woman by wiggling your toes in her clitoris region.

My friend Jimmy likes to go shrimping with his girlfriend.

21. shrimping

Small particles with shit veins. I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

25. shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

Okay, and there are also several variations of the word shrimping. For example the second definition of shrimper is

2. shrimper

A shrimper is when One Person sucks the cum out anothr persons Ass Hole with a Straw.

This Faggot Named James Rhoton Once Gave a Shrimper to a Hobo, for a 40 ounce of Schlits Malt Liquer.

Urban Dictionary is a fascinating thing to me. I think what freaks me out the most is the sexist and heterosexist discourse that is obvious in these user definitions and that I've seen in previous visits to the site. These people are idiots.