another Seinfield and another Johnny reference

Johnny has had many crazy/awesome ideas over the years, one of which was to have a news broadcast that only gave good news. For example, "On Main Street today, a young woman saw an old woman drop a ten dollar bill. That young woman picked up the money, and gave it to the old woman. : )"

This report, linked from the UIUC homepage, reminded me of that idea.

Also, the series-finale-of-Seinfield parallels seem too obvious to comment on.