(hetero)sexism: "We all worship you already!"

My awesome** friends were kind enough to set up a profile for me on GreatBoyfriends.com! How lucky am I!?* Now it can only be a matter of time before Mr. Right appears in my inbox!* [fingers crossed.]*

Conveniently enough, GreatBoyfriends has established these two ranking systems, one for girls and one for boys, so that users can quickly and easily assess whether or not they want to date someone!

for girls:
for boys:
I can't really tell if the best* part about this great* new site is that it tells me right away if a chick is moody/if a guy has got the moolah to buy me a sparkly ring, or if it's the friendly, flattering* rhetoric of their emails.





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* : sarcasm
** : not sarcasm

still laughing at this

"They believe... anything I say. It's amazing... it's incredible."

um, no

I did not like Dark Knight.


Now, I realize that I'm in the minority on this one, and I'm not just saying I didn't like it to be that annoying I'm-so-unique person. I just wanted to leave the whole time I was watching it. I found it to be a miserable experience. (Except for at the end when the Joker was done; I liked the anti-save-the-world message.)

If this makes sense, I think it was just too well done. Heath Ledger was too disturbing. That's the best acting I've ever seen, but I'm not impressed or entertained, I'm disgusted.

Now that's just good advice.

Just now, as I'm getting from a crappy, makes-me-feel-incompetent kinda day at work, my big brother Michael's gmail away message is what my Dad tells us to say when things are just shitty: Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Here's to some long-distance family-bonding.

good clean fun

emphasis on the fun

R.E.M.:


James Blunt:


Tracy Chapman:


Feist:


Spin Doctors:


Alicia Keys:


Chris Brown:


Norah Jones:


Goo Goo Dolls:


Hootie and the Blowfish:


India Arie:


Cab Calloway:


Smokey Robinson: